Madelené Karlsson - Livet i norrland!

12 saker Edward Cullen aldrig skulle säga.

1. Bella, you have been PUNK'D!!!

2. Bella, I'm gay.

3. Yes, I'll admit. I'm perfect!

4. Yo. Bella. Wassup?

5. Bella. I'm leaving you..for jakob.

6. You know, I think that Jessica and I are ment to be together. See yaa!

7. MWAHAHAHAHAAHAH! Ok, so how was that for my evil Dracula laugh?

8. Alice, would you be upset if I told you that I MAY have tried on your undies this morning?

9. I'm having a fangtastic time! Fang-tastic...haha it's so hilarious, how can you possibly not laugh? Haha *cough* so..umm yeah.

10. I worship 50 cent.

11. Bella, I'm pregnant.

12. Bella, when I left you..I had an affair.



När man sitter och pluggar. Har inte alls särskillt roligt, blir detta väldigt roligt att läsa.

Küsse